What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Everyone says I win the strip club
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
