I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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