Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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