On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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