sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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