I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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