Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just gargled with NyQuil
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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