oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
do herpes really smell.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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