at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
A bitchslap is in order.
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