I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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