Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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