You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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