the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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