he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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