What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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