i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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