you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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