whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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