Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
