Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
