Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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