I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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