Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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