i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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