I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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