I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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