:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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