I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
