Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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