How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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