the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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