you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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