ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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