Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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