walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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