Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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