He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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