Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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