Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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