he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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