I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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