he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i out mim tonsoeep
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