Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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