Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm like, not good at living.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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