Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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