apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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