so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
