Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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