She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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