so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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