I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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