i don't like sucking hair
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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